Thursday, October 29, 2009

Renaissance Festival

This review is unlike my others which are about movies and T.V. episodes. I am here today to review the Renaissance Festival that takes place in Planterville Texas. The whole idea behind is a reinnactment of the time period in history called the Renaissance. There is a lot of stuff to do there like rides and a maze and a whole bunch of other stuff. There are actually elephants that you can pay to ride. That is the one down side to the festival, you have to pay for everything. There are also little souveniers to buy everywhere. Pretty much anything you would want to buy you could find if you walked around looking long enough. The environment is very warm and seems like it and the people working there dress, act, and talk as if they were from the time period. My personal favorite part of the whole thing when we went the last time was the food. It gets pretty expensive but its really good and the smell from walking around makes you just want to stop somewhere and eat. But ofcourse when we went it was a day when all the schools took field trips there so some the adult appealing things weren't there, like beer. But this is still a place that a whole family could go and everyone would have different things to interest them and everyone would have a good time. I would recommend it to anyone who just wants somewhere new to go to have a good time.

-Adam

Renaissance Festival Review

Well today I am not here to tell you about a movie that I just recently viewed but to a place that I recently visited. This place was the Renaissance Festival in Planterville Texas just outside of Navasota. Before going I would advice some research on the Renaissance Festival because this place can be weird to someone who does not understand what this festival is all about. For example, all of the workers here talk like they are from 300 years ago and the reason for this is just to set the scene for what they are trying to accomplish with this venue that takes place every year. It also is a very fun place to attend that has many things you can do from ax throwing to a petting zoo, but make sure you bring plenty of money because somethings at the festival are expensive. When someone at the concession stands ask for two pounds understand that is the money form that was used back then and they are not asking for two pounds from your body weight. You see many costumes as well, corsets and corvettes (not the car) is what you will see, I actually even saw someone dressed as The Joker but I am not sure that the Joker made to many cameo appearances hundreds of years ago but you get the idea, dress up if you like and be a knight of whatever you please. They actually have professional actors that are paid to to shows at the festival too, its pretty cool. By far my favorite part was the food, funnel cakes, sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick and turkey legs gives anyone who loves food a watery mouth. Also there are many little stores selling things from the Renaissance period but once again its expensive stuff for the most part. It really is a great experience that I have attended for the past three years and it really has not gotten old to me and actually it gets better because you know exactly where to go to find new food or anything really. I recommend everyone go atleast once in their life. Two thumbs up

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hush: Review

This episode is based on the idea of communicating without actually speaking. This is what the award winning director Joss Whedon was trying to get across and he does a very good job at it by making almost an entire episode where all the characters lose the ability to speak. He does this because his critics always talk about his series being so good because of the dialog and he wanted to show he could do an episode with almost no dialect. It has a lot of funny scenes without words that is very entertaining and makes you want to keep watching it. All up until when there are these creatures that come called the Gentlemen who go around stealing hearts after they take everyones voice. This is where all the action comes and is topped off by the creepy Gentlemen. They were always smiling throughout the whole process and the people killed aren't even able to scream as they are held down and cut open. I thought that was really cool. The whole episode was very well put together and gets two thumbs up in my book. A must see....
-Adam

Monday, October 26, 2009

Psycho: Review

The film "Psycho", directed by Alfred Hitchcock, was a masterpiece of its time, as it had every aspect a scary movie needs to be successful. It was dark, creepy, sexy, mysterious, and shocking. Even being from some 50 years ago it had you guessing the whole way through if the mother was alive and killing or some other twist. It starts out with Marion Crane, played by Janet Leigh in bed with a married man not married to her. She then goes into work where her boss trusts her with $40,000 to take to the bank. Ofcourse she takes off with the money and tries to cover up her tracks on the way. She stops at a motel one night where there is a lonely motel keeper named Anthony Perkins, played by Norman Bates, who lives alone with his mom up the hill. However, just when you think your following the main charecter she is killed in one of the most famous killing scenes known, the shower. This opened up a whole new type of horror movies called slasher films. After this there is a private detective that come in and later the police as the mystery is unraveled slowly with the occasional killing. This was a great film and a classic and i would recommend anyone to see it.


Opening image: Janet in bed with a married man

Theme stated: When the old guy talks about you can't buy happiness you can only happiness, which is what the guy in the end did by taking his mothers personality.

Set up: Janet at work talking with her boss.

Catalyst: She is given the money to take to the bank

Debate: She is deciding if she really wants to run off with the money

Break into 2: She leaves town and is seen by her boss, as well as the cop

B story: Where she goes to the motel and meets Anthony.

Fun and games: She is killed in the shower.

Midpoint:When the detective is hired and goes looking around for clues.

Bad guys close in: When the detective is killed.

All is lost: Nobody knows where Janet or the Detective are.

Dark night of the soul: Janet's sister is all sad because they can't find her and she thinks something happened to her.

Break into 3: When the sister and another guy go to the motel to try to find out what happened.

Finale: When they are attacked by the killer and manage to subdue him.

Final image: Anthony talking to himself as his mother.


-Adam

Psycho Review

"Greed Kills", maybe that is not always the case because Donald Trump is still alive but for Psycho it stands true. One of the most thrilling slasher movies of all time and directed by Albert Hitchcock who is one of the most famous directors of all time for this movie and Birds. I am not sure if it is scary or just down right creepy, everything from the main character Norman Bates carrying out a down right disgusting role to the whole demeanor of Lila Crane the female character just adds to a corrupt film (in a good way). Anthony Perkins struggled after the movie Psycho to get in any other movies because the picture he planted in every directors mind when he played Norman Bates in Psycho. I like the suspense added to this film, I thought that it made you sit on the very edge of your seat almost the whole movie. The only bad part about this movie is that the movie starts very slow and allows the mind to wonder at times. This movie also had a remake and was played by Vince Vaughn but was in color and even though Vince Vaughn played Norman Bates well he did not equal to the sickening role that Anthony Perkins played. The 1960 version also adds another dimension not seen in color with the shadowing effects and everything else that comes out in black and white. This movie was popular do to the acting jobs and the amazing mind of Albert Hitchcock. I would advice you to watch this movie just do not be surprised if at sometime in this movie you get disgusted or cringe with events that occur. Just remember even though you are in a private place and you think no can see you does not mean there is not someone actually watching. I will give you one hint before you watch this movie and that is to understand the title of this movie "Psycho" and by the end you will understand why Norman Bates is the title. This movie last roughly 1 hour and 50 minutes and I would give it one and a half thumbs up.

Opening Image: View of Phoenix, Arizona
Theme Stated: boyfriends comments about money problems.
Set Up: Boss tells her to bank the $40,000.
Catalyst: She is seen leaving town with the money.
Debate: While driving her imagination taking over about what is going to happen to her.
Break into Two: Stopping at Bates Motel.
B-Story: Marian meets Norman Bates
Fun and Games:Norman kills Marion while she is enjoying a shower.
Midpoint Takes the body and drives car into the swamp.
Bad Guys close in: Norman kills the Private Investigator
All is lost: Sam and Marion have no information about what happened to Marion.
Dark Night of the Soul: When they meet the sheriff and they explain that his mother is dead.
Break into three: They plot on how to get to Norman's house to search it.

Finale: They move forward with the plan.
Final Image: Norman sitting in the jail cell as his mother.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Hush" Review


Before even tempting to watch anything that Joss Whedon does, you must understand that your in for something different and something that you may consider odd. It depends if you enjoy the finer things in movie or not because that may determine if this movie is up your alley. Joss is an award winning director with a mind out of this world and if your down with these types of movie you should seriously consider reading the rest of my blog.

The whole theme of this episode in the Buffy The Vampires Series “Hush” is based on communicating without actually speaking. People always question Joss Whedon and everything that he had ever done and told him that he would be nothing without his dialog, so he wanted to prove all the critics wrong and made this episode that forces it to continue without dialog and more directing and physical action. I am not quite sure what it exactly is about Buffy The Vampire that truly gets me into this series but all I can tell you is Joss Whedon is a great innovator of directing. One of the best parts of “Hush” is adding the comedy into the seriousness. Imagine not being able to talk and some of the creepiest vampires come not to suck your blood but take your heart and the only way to actually kill the “Gentlemen” is by screaming, only one problem, you have no voice. I will admit that I actually jumped in a few parts and especially with the “Gentlemen” looking through the windows during the night. It is a great episode that adds a different dimension then what you usually expect with a Joss Whedon running the show. I am not trying to spoil the fun for you but let me just say that Joss Whedon had a genius idea by bringing mimes into this episode to play the role of the “Gentlemen”, I mean what better way to have a silent film then with mimes who do this for a living. At the end I bet you can predict what is going to happen, Buffy comes to the rescue but does she do it by herself, well that is for you to find out. I really enjoyed this episode and I am not easy to please, 4 and a half stars, great job again by Joss Whedon in a 45 minute adventure.
- Paul

Monday, October 19, 2009

Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Halloween" Review

Every time you watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer you really never know what to expect but the 1997 episode "Halloween" is interesting and different from most typical TV shows. First to give you an idea of what I am talking about is that the director of this series is Joss Whedon and that alone can tell you more than you need to know. Joss Whedon is a creative, interesting and in depth director that gives amazing dialog to any thing he gets his creative hands on, for example, the way he directed Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long which has great dialog. Also the title has the word "Vampire" in it and I just want every reader to understand this is not the Twilight type of Vampires that sparkle in the sunlight and fall in love with some random girl. These our different, the more intimidating types. An even more important message that is sent in this movie is sent through in the form of a metaphor and just goes to show you be careful of what you wish for, like personal appearance or anything along those lines. Episode six starts off with the Halloween setting and Buffy Slaying a vampire...go figure but let me add is was a pretty cool fight. Then it is getting ready for halloween, what better way to get ready then go into a brand new costume store that has amazing costumes that seems too good to be true...maybe it is. Then Halloween roles around and the unexpected starts to happen and then a wild dilemma occurs and it ends in with a predictable ending but still is pretty cool. I don't want to ruin the fun for you so I will let you find out for yourself but it is a good episode and the run time is only around 45 minutes so it will not take up much of your day. I give in 4 stars and great job by Joss Whedon.

-Paul

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Halloween

This episode was pretty funny and entertaining throughout. It uses many metaphors in the episode to express the how the characters feel about themselves and the people around them. Like Willow who was uncomfortable with wearing revealing cloths so she wears the ghost costume. However, when the curse happens she comes out of her body and she is walking around in the revealing cloths and she gets used to it. Xander gets embarrassed when Buffy sticks up for him and he wants to feel tough. So the metaphor is when he gets transformed into his army guy costume where he actually is tough guy. Buffy shows a metaphor with her costume representing how she wants to be, like a girly girl in front of Angel. But in the end she finds out it wasn't what Angel really wanted at all from her. This series is not like most other t.v. series. The director Joss Wheden uses metaphors throughout the whole series while keeping the audience entertained with vampires and fighting and killing. Halloween was a very successful episode.

-Adam

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Review: Nosferatu

Blake Beat Sheet

1. Opening Image: Johan is hugging his wife Nina.

2. Theme stated: It's stated in Johann's diary; "Nosferatu! that name alone can chill the blood!... Was it he who brought the plague to Bremem in 1838?"

3. Set up: When Johann learns that he has the opportunity to sell a house to Graf Orloc, a very wealthy count.

4.Catalyst: When Johann goes to Orloc's house for the great business opportunity.

5. Debate: When Johann and the count are talking the first night and he senses that there is something very strange with Orloc.

6. Break into 2: Where Johann finds the bite marks on his neck.

7. B story: Where Nina senses that something bad is going to happen.

8. Fun and games: When Nosferatu chases Johann through the house.

9. Midpoint: When the count comes over on the boats.

10. Bad guys close in: People start getting killed unexpectedly in the town.

11. All is lost: They can't figure out how to stop the vampires.

12. Dark night of the soul: When people are dying and no one knows what to do.

13. Break into 3:When Nina reads the book saying how she can defeat Nosferatu.

14. Finale: When Nina tricks Nosferatu into getting trapped in the sunlight where he dies.

15. Final image: When Johann is hugging his dead wife's body.


The film "Nosferatu" was filmed in 1922 by F.W. Murnau and was one of the creepiest movies of its time. it was a silent black and white film with music playing throughout, which i think was good for it. This film probably wouldn't have worked if it hadn't been silent because it added that kind of creepy element to the whole movie. I think this film was successful beyond any scary film and held that spot for decades. I find it astounding that a film with that kind of budget and technology can still have people waking up to the sight of Nosferatu in their sleep. They created a very effective vampire if i do say so myself.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Nosferatu Review

When you think of a good movie you probably would not think of a movie that was made in 1922 to be at the top of the list but don't stereotype this movie because it actually is pretty creative for the time period. If you are considering watching this movie though understand that it is a silent film so it will not be as appealing at first because it is an old film. If you do watch this movie understand that it is a horror film but is not the same as a horror film in present day. One of the most appealing parts in this silent film is the appearance of Nosferatu from his hands to his ears, the vampire is just creepy but keeps you entertained. Imagine what you would do if you thought you were having horrible nightmares but actually it was a blood sucking vampire placing his rat teeth in your neck and leaving two puncture marks, yeah its creepy. The plot of movie is kind of hard to determine because it is a silent film but basically the real estate agent sells a house to Count Orlok (Nosferatu) and he does this so he can feed in a larger city. For me I think the good is when night time comes around and Nosferatu comes alive and starts to hunt for a "beautiful neck", the bad is some of the effects when it is night is hard to determine and the ugly is Count Orlok's appearance. On top of the fact that Nosferatu is scary, imagine that this man actually played the same role in real life, really sick if you think about it. Also this movie is a very unique vampire film because it was the original movie that brought out the new feature of vampires actually weakening during the day time, that makes me appreciate the movie even more. This movie is hard to follow but at the end it gives a great curve that you would not think happen. For watching a movie that is silent for an hour and thirty minutes is difficult to stay focused at times is still a good movie.
-Paul

Beat Sheet:

Opening Image: Jonathan bringing his girl flowers and they are happy.
Theme Stated: Was it he who brought the plague of 1838.
Set Up: Renfield sends Jonathan on the trip the Orlok's castle.
Catalyst: Jonathan gets bit by Count Orlok and thinking it was a horrible nightmare.
Debate: Nina does not want Jonathan to go.
Break into Two: Jonathan runs away from the castle.
B-Story: People thinking that it was a plague.
Fun and Games: Count Orlok killing people.
Midpoint: Cops thinking a plague is occuring.
Bad Guys Close in: Count Orlok killing people in the town.
All is lost: everyone dying
Dark Night of the sole: Jonathan starting to change into the vampire and starts developing signs of the so called plague.
Break into Three: running around with coffin.
Final Battle: Bites Nina
Finale: Count Orlok burns.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Night of the Living Dead (1968): Beat sheet and Review

Opening image: A car driving down a country-side road.

Theme Stated: When the brother says "They're coming to get you Barbara."

Set up: Barbara (Judith O'dea) and her brother, Jonny are visiting her fathers grave to put flowers.

Catalyst: When her brother is killed by the ghoul.

Debate: Barbara is scared and tries to escape in the car.

Break into 2: When she crashes the car and then goes to the farmhouse to hide.

B story: When Ben (Duane Jones) shows up in his truck to the house.

Fun and Games: Where Ben is fighting off the ghouls in the house through the windows.

Midpoint: When Ben and Barbara meet the other people in the house.

Bad guys close in: When the people ran outside and were being chased by the ghouls.

All is lost: Judy and Harry are killed in the truck explosion.

Dark night of the soul: When Tom and Ben fight.

Break into 3: When the zombie girl kills her mother.

Finale: Ben is by himself killing off all the ghouls.

Final image: When Ben comes out the next morning and is accidently killed by the police.



The 1968 film "Night of the Living Dead" was a masterpiece horror film of its time. Directed by George Romero, who also later directed the classics "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead", this was the first truly modern horror movie. Because of the time period the film used homemade special effects, mediocre acting, and the grainy black and white filming made it a little cheesy for today's audience but for its time it was one of the best. The violence was something unseen in the horror film industry at that time and changed horror films forever. It showed that the good guys don't always triumph over evil, and all characters, even the liked ones, can be killed just as easily as the bad ones.
Barbara (Judith O'dea) and her brother Johnny (Russell Streiner) were driving to a cemetery to put flowers down for their dead father when they are attacked by a zombie and Johnny is killed. Barbara then escapes to an abandoned farm house where she meets up with Ben (Duane Jones), who has encountered the ghouls before. throughout the movie they are just trying to survive in the house and they meet some new allies in the process. However the story takes a bad turn towards the end. I didn't like the downbeat ending because it leaves kind of a bad taste in your mouth after its over because you would expect more or something different. Despite this I say that this film was a great success for its time period and was a horror film revolution.

Beat Sheet/Review: Night of The Living Dead 1968

1. Opening Image (1):A car driving on a winding road.

2. Theme Stated (5):"They're going to get you Barbra"

3. Set-Up (1-10): Barbra and her brother are visiting her fathers grave and putting flowers on her fathers grave.

4. Catalyst (12): Barbra's brother got killed by the goole.

5. Debate (12-25): Barbra trying to get away from the goole.

6. Break into Two (25) Car crashes and runs away down the middle of the street.

7. B Story (30):Barbra hides in the house and meets Ben.

8. Fun and Games (30-55): The gooles try to come in the house and Ben fighting them off with his gun and catching everything on fire.

9. Midpoint (55): When they meet the other people.

10. Bad Guys Close In (55-75): When they ran outside the gooles started chasing Ben and Tom.

11. All Is Lost (75):Judy and Harry die in truck explosion.

12. Dark Night of the Soul (75-85): When Ben and Tom fight.

13. Break into Three (85): Zombie girl kills her mother

14. Finale (85-110): Ben is the only one alive against all the gooles.

15. Final Image (110): Ben fights off all the gooles and goes to the basement and waits it out till the next morning and then gets shot by mistake by the police.



Most movies that you watch and you really can not recognize any actors you do not have too high of expectations of the movie but Night of The Living Dead that was made in 1968 carries its own. The movie has a lot of humor do to the budget it was on and the animations it has. From the "gooles" eating the flesh of others to one African American man by the name of Duane Jones, played by Ben who was a man who defeated most of the zombie gooles by himself. There were a few parts that a really frustrating because Barbra is just such a dumb dead beat of a character when she just sits through the entire scene when zombies are trying to break into the house. In other parts this movie makes you hungry because the zombies that eat flesh are actually eating chicken which is actually pretty funny but does make you hungry. For a movie that was made in 1968, it is actually pretty good and also adds some good shadowing as well. Director George Romero does a great job of these edits and makes smooth transitions throughout the movie. The chocolate syrup is a good way of acting as blood and makes perfect sense with a black and white film. My favorite part would defiantly be the part when Ben gets tired of the old man and finally lets him have it but I was shocked with the ending of the movie but I am not going to ruin the surprise for you so I will just let you see it. I would give it a 3 stars and would recommend you to watch it if you a true fan a of creativity.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Beat Sheet: Shrek

THE BLAKE SNYDER BEAT SHEET


1. Opening Image (1): Shrek alone and living in his swamp.

2. Theme Stated (5): Sign says keep out around his house.

3. Set-Up (1-10): When they were capturing all the fairy tell creatures

4. Catalyst (12): Shrek saving donkey from the soldiers

5. Debate (12-25): Shrek and Donkey talking about living together.

6. Break into Two (25) When they go to the castle to get his swamp back from the king

7. B Story (30): Where they go and save the princess

8. Fun and Games (30-55): Where they are bringing her back to the king

9. Midpoint (55): Where Donkey finds out that shes turns into an oger

10. Bad Guys Close In (55-75): Where Shrek brings the king to take Feona away

11. All Is Lost (75): Where Shrek goes back to the swamp.

12. Dark Night of the Soul (75-85): Where he is all alone and depressed.

13. Break into Three (85): Where Donkey tells him to go get Feona back.

14. Finale (85-110): Where Shrek saves her from the Wedding.

15. Final Image (110): Everyone is together with Shrek at the Swamp.

-Adam and Paul

Friday, October 2, 2009

Some Random Online Videos


The short video "Blogging in Plain English" was a good source of information if anyone wants to know about what blogging is all about. It was made by "Leelefever" on November 29th, 2007. It uses cheap video recording methods with just words and pictures written on paper in front of a white screen with some stop motion but the point was came across clearly. I think it was good and simple and got the point across well without any confusion. The only improvement would be the quality but I don't think that's what the creator was going for. The link is below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN2I1pWXjXI


The Youtube video "Zombies in Plain English" was written by "Leelefever" and posted on October 23rd, 2007. Produced by the same person who wrote the video above, "Blogging in Plain English", it uses the same method using pictures and words, but also had pictures like from the Michael Jackson Thriller music video. This video, unlike the other, was for entertainment and to make people laugh. Other people who reviewed this video say it was cheesy and not funny and I agree. It tried to use cheap comedy about zombies that everyone knows and make it funny but it just didn't cut it to me. The Link is below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY


The Video "Great Tasting Americano", made by PG8472 and posted on May 10th, 2008, was a bad attempt at making a funny recreation of the Grand Theft Auto video game. It used a stop motion to put this cartoon box character through the game, like choosing an outfit, stealing a car, killing someone, and running from the cops. At first it was looking good but when you thought it was going somewhere and was going to turn funny it just ends with promoting a drink shop in the game which through off the whole video and made people watching it just want to get as far away from the site as possible. This was not a very well put together. The link is below if you don't believe me and want to check it out for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xREW_pk_7vU




Some Random Online Videos

The first random video I watched was called "Blogs in Plain English" and let me just say I wish someone could have auto-tuned this guys voice. Lets be real, who would listen to this, its boring and really kind of stupid, it should be called "Common Sense About Blogs". It states the obvious more than once and I thank the lord that it is just under three minutes because if it was not I would be in a straight jacket now. The one positive was that it clarified a little bit about blogs but was still really plain and I think it broke a record for how fast my mind started to wonder. Also for something made in 2007 I would expect better or cooler animation. However I must be weird or something because other people who watched this video about blogging seemed to enjoy it but still I would give it two thumbs...DOWN!
The second video I just watched was called "Back of The Mike" and for a something that was made in 1938 I am surprised and astonished about how interesting and creative people were back in the "old days". From the horse galloping sounds to the dishes, it really does sound realistic and really does make you appreciate the quality of this radio show. I think it is amazing what innovators people were in a time when digital media did not rule the world. I also thought it was at parts cheesy especially when the cars drives through the fire but we must remember it is 1938 not 2038. It seems that most people agree that it is a must see and brilliant work done. I would have to give it 4 stars for the great ideas and creativity.
"Zombies in Plain English" is another video I watched and let me say ha ha? Not so much hahaha but dumb dumb dumb. If you are a zombie lover then this stupid video is for you and if you live in your own little world where zombies do totally rock then rock on but if you are more of a realist then I would recommend you watch "Back of The Mike". Also this video was released in fall of 2007 which means that zombies have been old news. The point I am trying to make is that if it was something new then I would be for it but it is not so I am against it. People seem to like this clip about zombies and see it as funny but really, how is chopping your friends head off after he is infected by the bite of another zombie funny? its not its dumb. If you are like me and think this is somewhat of a dumb video I would advice you to play Call Of Duty World At War because you can actually keep killing zombies and it is quite addicting. This video was stupid and I give it a half star for attempting to be funny.
GTA anyone? No not Grand Theft Auto but "Great Tasting Americano" which is a stop motion kitty version of Grand Theft Auto. That may sound lame from the few details that I just gave you but actually is very funny and has some pretty cool stop motion ideas to it. A viewer of this short video can tell that Wash Me Productions is a huge fan of Grand Theft Auto by the way everything is the video is played out, from stealing a car and fighting the owner of the car and your health going down just like in the game is pretty good details. I also like the part when he refuels his health by stopping by a coffee shop which reminded me a bit of San Andreas. I could understand that if you are not a big fan of the Grand Theft Auto series then this video would be somewhat immature and dole but for the big fans like myself then this is a pretty cool stop motion version of the game that we love. I was just checking to make sure I was not the only person who thought this was a cool video and the first comment I read was "awesome" and another one was "Absolutely Amazing". With that being said I would have to give this stop motion video a two thumbs up and 5 stars.
Any kid in grade school dreams of the day when a blank happens. That blank is a "Food Fight". But the last video I watched was not talking about kids throwing there mashed potatoes at your enemy but a pretzel using his automatic bread gun to take out the hamburger and any other food that steps in his way. It sounds kind of dumb and it really is a mindless video. I would have to give the maker props though for how it took it into a different perspective than what anyone thinks of right away when food fights come to mind. The gore in this video is amazing from the hamburger bun getting blasted into 50,000,000 crumbs to the sushi looking so help less, it is any chefs nightmare to see all this food go to waste. Everyone who viewed this seemed to like it and I guess it is not so bad I would give it two and a half stars.

-Paul